Rob Gronkowski Wants To Take Tim Tebow’s Virginity

The headline above is one of the stranger one’s I have ever written but New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski apparently spoke at the University of Rhode Island and told the crowd that he would “F” New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow “if it could take his virginity.” Not a surprise Gronk would make that comment. As soon as his Pat’s lost the Super Bowl “Gronk” has been clearly having a good time this offseason. As a Jets fan who is still in denial over the acquisition of Tebow I have to admit that was pretty funny. But with that said how stupid can Gronkowski be? You don’t say that about “The Tim Tebow.” And what about all those college punks yukking it up?! Nice question you asked there! These are our future leaders?! My lord, am I actually now standing up for Tebow?! Shoot me now.